Tributes & GiftsShow your Devotion

Do you want My attention? Show Me…
& I may entertain acknowledging you.

Attention
$20.00
Oh... you are a needy one, aren't you. Show Me how well you can beg for My attention. I know you want to grovel at My feet. I bore easily with those who waste My time... this is your chance, so you better make it worth My time!
Grovel for My Attention
Acknowledgement
$50.00
I will acknowledge you at some point on My Official Twitter feed in any way I so choose, so you better FOLLOW Me! Paying this fee guarantees nothing more than a moment of My precious time in 140 characters or less. Most likely less...
Pay to be Acknowledged
Sincerity
$75.00
I know that My true devotees understand that My time is precious and therefore you're willing to pay for even the smallest moment of My time and attention. Show Me just how sincere you really are and I may allow you to speak to Me.
Show Me your Sincerity

 

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you in My good graces…